With extension cords, festivities go ahead

Buying a PV condo, step 15: It was Christmas 2011, and we were home

So here we were, my wife, two children (Olivia and James) and a seething me at Christmas 2011, and still not in our condo.


We had been deserted by our realtor due to an inconvenient breakdown, the developer was nowhere to be found and the 10 Pepes who were working for the CFE, the electrical company, to provide us with life-giving electricity had left for the holidays. We were utterly alone for the near future at least.

One of the more dear traditions in our family, although the children now claim they always found it boring, was the watching of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol on Christmas Eve. This, I was determined, was going to happen no matter what.

With everything finished in our new home in the sky and with the best view I had ever seen, except for no power, it was too close not to make a small miracle come about.

Luckily the missing Eddy the Realtor in his more lucid days had brought over a 30-meter extension cord to test all of our utilities, hooking into the stolen power the developer used to run the power tools he needed to build the place.

I still had that extension cord. The only problem was that I was missing the first five meters which one of the Pepes had loaned to Eddy. That man had left for the holidays and had taken his cord with him, leaving me short for the celebration I had planned.

My son and I took Eddy’s extension to our penthouse and then dropped it to the pool area near where the street power box was. James then ran down and pulled the cord as close as he could to where the power source was and plugged it in, almost pulling me over the balcony.


By now, on the 24th of December, the big stores were shut, so all we had was the local OXXO store, which reminds you of a 7Eleven or Mac’s Milk store in Canada. They had extension cords but two-prong ones and not the three-pronged compatible with my 30-meter cord.

I bought two four-footers as that was all they had left. I realized that when Eddy and I had tested the appliances we had pulled then out onto the balcony, but now they were in place in the kitchen and much farther away.

So even with the extra extensions shoved together incompatibly prong-wise, it would be a tight thing. When my son and I had finished plugging and stretching what we had, the wire became as taut as a bowstring singing in the wind.

We started up the fridge and then the TV. Then we plugged in several lamps, a VCR and coffee pot and waited to see what happened. There was a lot of flickering, not only in our condo but the neighborhood as well.

Several people opened their doors and looked up at us. I waved madly while grinning in a Feliz Navidad sort of way. “Greetings from Canada,” I shouted in my least aggressive way. The doors shut below us, and we opened a couple of beers.

My son thankfully said, “I get why you and Mum bought this place,” after staring at our incredible view. We clinked our bottles together and smiled. He had only just returned from serving in Afghanistan and I was so grateful to have him here with us.

Then the ladies joined us with four salads from Punta V, our favorite restaurant on the Malecon (sadly now closed). With four bottles of red wine and a robust dinner without the turkey, we had our celebration, including the story of Scrooge, and I was content.

As Michelle and I held hands later while sitting on the terrace, I thought of my friends back in Canada who had thought we had collectively lost our minds when I announced that we were leaving to live in Mexico.

What was it about this place that made us want to give everything up and go through what were still going through buying this condo. My wife and I listened to the constant dogs barking and the roosters crowing and even the mad woman who shouted “Mama” over and over again, and yet we loved it.

It, this Puerto Vallarta, had become part of us, in spite of our problems. The few words of Spanish we tried out each day were greeted with appreciative smiles and helpful corrections. The children who grinned and walked beside us tried out their English, tentatively, while laughing.

Maybe it was the wonderful weather always warming us in spite of it being December. It was just so different and un-Canadian. I mean, where was the black ice?

Just then our new friend Don called up the 10 stories from below: “Merry Christmas, Chris and Michelle.” There was a pause and then, “Welcome to Mexico.” We were home.

Next: The beat goes on.

The writer lives under a palapa in Puerto Vallarta.

© Christopher Dalton 2015

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  • Francis Dryden

    Why you would choose to live in PV with the horrid summer is beyond me with Lake Chapala if your not loaded and San Miguel Aliende, if you are, is beyond me. Also and just in passing… your stories are boring. Looks like the only winner over there is Eddy the Realtor!

    • Pete L.

      Easy there, Francis. Why don’t you just have a nice glass of cold milk and a couple of chocolate chip cookies? There, feel better?

    • Henry Golas

      If the stories are boring do not read them.

  • Mexicanbeachbum Robin

    Chris, thanks for the continuation of your adventure. When I lived in Vallarta, I went to Punta V once, was very nice, sorry to hear it closed. I am planning a trip this December or January and looking forward to the weather and some work too. This time I will see some sights and do some touristy stuff, was too busy working when I lived there. Keep the stories coming.

  • Beau

    I enjoy reading your adventure in Puerto Vallarta, it’s something we all can learn from. I can only imagine the view from your balcony that Christmas night, with your family and a good glass of wine, it was all worth it. Keep them coming.