Saturday, December 13, 2025

MND_EL JALAPENO

El Jalapeño: FIFA awards Donald Trump Golden Boot before 2026 World...

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Fresh off winning the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, U.S. President Trump has been awarded a fresh honor by World Cup organizers.

El Jalapeño: Whales gather off the coast of Mexico as annual...

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Human-watching season turns office life into a hilarious safari spectacle in this week's El Jalapeño, Mexico's premier fake news outlet.

El Jalapeño: Trump clarifies he only knows drug lords’ addresses to...

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Our satirical news outlet looks at another story that didn't happen this week.
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El Jalapeño: Pete Hegseth declares victory in War on Drugs after sinking Puerto Vallarta...

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Our satirical news service takes a look at the headlines that didn't happen this week, starting with Puerto Vallarta's famous pirate ship

El Jalapeño: Costco to open stores on Tulum beach and San Miguel central plaza

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From the team behind Mexico News Daily comes El Jalapeño: A satirical news service that's full of spice!