“MEXICO CITY — Facing the possibility that the United States will decline to renew the USMCA, Mexico’s Secretariat of Economy has unveiled a new trade proposal: genetically modified avocados bearing a laser-etched image of President Donald Trump’s face on every U.S.-bound shipment.”
El Jalapeño
With negotiations ongoing to renew the USMCA trade agreement, Mexico has a bold new proposal.
Can pilgrimages to the shrine of Soccer Baby Jesus help Mexico win the World Cup? It can’t hurt, the Vatican says.
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Mexico’s World Cup dreams rely on its now official secret weapon: Luck-bringing Merlin the duck.
