“Trump assured the public his administration’s knowledge of every drug lord’s home isn’t just about “knowing their front door for military reasons” — it’s so he can surprise their loved ones with luxurious fruit bouquets and copies of ‘The Art of the Deal’ signed in glitter pen.”
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El Jalapeño: Trump clarifies he only knows drug lords’ addresses to send Christmas gifts and flowers
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