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“MEXICO CITY — Fresh off securing local Intangible Cultural Heritage status for pan dulce, municipal authorities confirmed Tuesday they have submitted a preliminary diplomatic petition urging the Norwegian Nobel Committee to create a new Peace Prize category explicitly reserved for baked goods.”

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Fresh off having pan dulce declared an Intangible Cultural Heritage, Mexico City officials have set their sights on a bigger prize.

Where can convenient store chain Oxxo expand now that it has locations on virtually every corner in Mexico? The answer is shockingly simple.



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From conchas to orejas, sweet bread has long been a fixture of Mexican mornings and family gatherings — recently motivating an internet campaign defending its greatness in response to foreign…

With 24,455 stores, 13 million daily customers and billions in quarterly revenue, Oxxo’s numbers reveal how deeply the convenience chain is embedded in Mexican life.


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