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Disclaimer: All stories in El Jalapeño are satire and not real news. 

Mexico News Daily’s El Jalapeño has had a lot of fun with the World Cup this year.
Check out a special El JALAPEÑO today on Sheinbaum’s airport delay yesterday in Cancun, as well as some of our most popular jalapeños from the World Cup

El Jalapeño

El Jalapeño: President Sheinbaum recreates Tom Hanks in ‘The Terminal’ at the Cancún airport on the way to the World Cup final

Mexico’s president, Claudia Sheinbaum, was briefly trapped in the Cancún airport on her way to today’s World Cup final.

El Jalapeño: Kid Rock to headline World Cup opening ceremony in Mexico City

Go woke, go to… Mexico City for the FIFA World Cup? Our satirical news roundup is back for a spicy bite of comedy.

El Jalapeño: Turning Point USA announces ‘All-American World Cup’ after determining current one ‘too woke’

Finally, the USMNT might win something! Turning Point USA are putting the Mickey Mouse in “Mickey Mouse cup” in this week’s Jalapeño.

El Jalapeño: FIFA overwhelmed as 44 other teams request World Cup matches also be moved to Mexico

FIFA said no. Mexico said yes. 44 nations said “actually, same.” Get your dose of fake news in the Jalapeño.

El Jalapeño: Local woman hosts 46 nations, defuses regional conflicts renovates stadium; Still no FIFA peace prize

Seriously Gianni, what more could you want?

El Jalapeño: Mexico confirms World Cup visitors will be greeted by construction site, taxi war and National Guard before reaching baggage claim

At this point, it’s the only thing messier than the World Cup itself.

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